Movie Jokes

Jurassic Park
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
I don't know.
A Do-you-think-he-saurus.
What do you call a blind dinosaur's dog?
You got me.
A Do-you-think-he-saurus Rex.

The Muppet Movie
Kermit: Where did you learn to drive?
Fozzie: I took a correspondence course.

The Jerk
I have my temporary driver's license - and - my astronaut application form... I didn't pass that though, I failed everything but the date of birth.

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